Marketing Estonia to Europe

To Russians: "Estonia. The closest water-operated toilet on the continent"
To Italians: "Estonian women are reserved. They will never hit you"
To Indians: "You will feel right at home. Our cab drivers will try to swindle you as well"
To Swedes: "Europe's least expensive breast implants"
To Africans: "Come and enjoy attention. And not necessarily unpleasant"
To Dutch: "Come and touch a live tree"
To Finns: "Table vodka 9 Euros a liter"
To Americans: ""Estonia is Europe's low-calorie Russia: all the excitement with only half the danger."


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Venelastele: "Eesti. Kontinendi lähim veevärgiga kemps."
Itaallastele: "Eesti naised on vaoshoitud. Keegi ei anna sulle vastu kõrvu."
Indialastele: "Tunne end nagu kodus - ka meie taksojuhid petavad."
Rootslastele: "Euroopa odavaimad rinnaimplantaadid."
Aafriklastele: "Tule ja naudi tähelepanu. Mitte tingimata ebameeldivat."
Hollandlastele: "Tule ja puuduta elavat puud."
Soomlastele: "Laua Viin 9 eurot liiter."
Alla 25aastastele meestele: "Maa, kus autosõit on nagu Hollywoodi märulis."
Prantslastele: "Pärast meid teate, mis teie köök väärt on."
Ameeriklastele: "Estonia is Europe's low-calorie Russia: all the excitement with only half the danger."